WATCH Paul’s YouTube video
of his performance at the Story District Show on January 12, 2016
Paul Newport in Story District's Jumping the
gun: Stories about "leaping before you look"
CLICK ON:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67gjIlzG7Ww&list=PLDGn_6N3BeYruWBOddIQXCW80awsM-iFO&sns=em
THEN: Click on “Read more” below for an explanation and some photos.
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| Courtesy photographybyalexander.com |
I should tell you that Town Danceboutique is D.C.’s largest gay nightclub. It is located at the corner of 8th and U Street NW, which is being re-vitalized and made very hip. As Town’s website explains, “it is a combination of a cabaret performance space, a plush lounge, and a high energy dance club. There are two floors, multiple rooms, an outside smoking area, an amazing video installation, state of the art LED lighting, and multiple dance floors and seating areas”.
I was somewhat intrigued, therefore, when Paul, told me that he would be performing there on Tuesday, January 12; and that he hoped Mum (Jane), Sis (Sarah), Matthew (Sarah’s boyfriend) and I would come see his performance. I told him that we would definitely all be there. It was a bitterly cold night, we ditched the car on a dark street nearby, and made our way to what turned out to be an impressive brick building (formerly a warehouse?) emblazoned with the sign Town.
Naturally, I headed straight for the bar while the rest of the party went to secure seats. It was already packed so we could not sit together. I sat in a third row aisle seat, right in front of Jane, while Sarah and Matthew sat immediately behind her.
Armed with a large glass of red wine, I started to look around. It was a big crowd. The noise level was already high and like me, they were all knocking back generous glasses of wine, beer and other beverages. Well, at least the audience would be lively, I thought.

January 12
Even though I am a proud Dad and all that, I really did think that Paul was the ONE and gave an amazing performance. The crowd laughed all the way through and he got a huge and spontaneous burst of applause and cheers when he ended on that “magical” note.
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| Presenter Vijai Nathan introducing the line up of storytellers |
The other story tellers were all extremely good and very entertaining. You can watch them all on the same link, if you wish. As with Paul’s story, the real whammy comes when you realize that they are true and that people really can find themselves in the most extraordinary situations at all stages of their life, from childhood (Paul) to adulthood (the rest). The stories involved a number of interesting situations. They ranged from being helplessly stuck under a bathroom sink in the middle of the night with one’s (female) bare backside fully exposed as firemen crash through the door to assist; to walking along a small back street in India and falling into an open latrine. You get the general idea.
Before the show, I started to talk to the lovely lady right next to me. “Do you know someone in the show tonight?” I asked to break the ice. “Oh yes," she replied enthusiastically, “Paul Newport”.
I was taken aback. “You know Paul Newport?” “Yes, we all work with him”.Before the show, I started to talk to the lovely lady right next to me. “Do you know someone in the show tonight?” I asked to break the ice. “Oh yes," she replied enthusiastically, “Paul Newport”.
What are the odds that I would sit slap bang in the middle of two rows of Paul’s work colleagues from the Friendship Heights Animal Hospital? She introduced herself as Ydaima (Yeda) and then introduced me to Paul’s other colleagues, Brian, Alysia, Nahketah and Sophia.
I am not sure who took the above photo but I think it was another of Paul’s colleagues who was not sitting with this group. Paul later showed me a Facebook entry in which this photo was featured. I guess I was captured grinning inanely in the background and designated as “some random white guy”. As you can see from the Comments to the right, Alysia had to inform her colleague that the random white guy was, in fact, Paul’s Dad. What a hoot!
Anyway, after the show, they were all aflutter and agreed that Paul was simply the best. I could not disagree and was immensely proud that his family and work colleagues had been able to hear his zany story, told with such charm and finesse. We were all able to gain some insights into Paul’s strange childhood; and the even stranger world that he inhabits today!!
If you want to learn more about Story District, have a look at:
http://storydistrict.org/about
Based upon his first performance at a Story District Show, Paul tells me that he hopes to be selected for another show very soon. We’ll keep our fingers crossed. An upcoming theme is evidently entitled “True Detective” and, if selected, he will base his story on a really, really crazy event from his wild Brooklyn days.
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| Paul’s YouTube story |
If you want to have a preview of that story, you can read it in the next blog. I think it might have been one of his great acting moments--even if it was done under duress. Let’s hope we can hear it soon.







Woot-woot, Paul -- great performance! I thoroughly enjoyed that! Everyone in the family should see this!
ReplyDeleteDad, this is just wonderful. Thank you SO much for this great account. What a great "write up" of the show. You the BEST!!
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